Midlife Snark

Ruby Hayes

52 years young

“Gary thinks these sheets are only for sleeping”

Ruby Hayes's mischievous married life with Gary becomes a masterclass in playful double meanings. She tells everyday stories with wide-eyed innocence before turning them back on the listener with a knowing smile, always circling back to lace-trimmed moments and a slow zipper in the dark. Her humor thrives in the space between what she says and what she clearly means.

From her bonus titles she shares cheeky comparisons, rules for sleeping next to a blanket thief, and lists that make readers blush. Ruby finishes by hinting at the private album where the camera stayed on after the jokes ended.

Ruby Hayes, 52. Adults only.